Wednesday, 23 March 2011
Peaslake Drop
Note: I've re-edited the video from the original post, to add in some more stuff. Watch again if you've already seen it.
As per Richards post below, here is a quick video of last weekend. We did a load more stuff but I'm working with a new camera, so a little behind... more to come.
Mark2
PS I've now also got a GoPro head cam and the footage off it looks awesome... get ready for some new videos soon.
As per Richards post below, here is a quick video of last weekend. We did a load more stuff but I'm working with a new camera, so a little behind... more to come.
Mark2
PS I've now also got a GoPro head cam and the footage off it looks awesome... get ready for some new videos soon.
Sunday, 20 March 2011
Big Bikes Rule
This weekend I've been mostly riding with Mark2. We managed to get out on both days and have been stoked by (generally) dry trails and spring-like temperatures. Whilst the rest of the OTHers have been notable only by their absence in the last month I've been reacquainting myself with my Nicolai and Mark2 has been getting used to his Scratch.
It really is amazing how much pilot error can be compensated for by 7 inches of travel!
We've been hitting a few choice features as well as plenty of new trails, hopefully Mark will be along soon to post some video highlights.
Maybe see you guys out there some time?
Rich
It really is amazing how much pilot error can be compensated for by 7 inches of travel!
We've been hitting a few choice features as well as plenty of new trails, hopefully Mark will be along soon to post some video highlights.
Maybe see you guys out there some time?
Rich
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
One down from riding - Fettling
There is only one thing better than spending a warm sunny spring morning stripping down your bike, digging out the grime from the deepest depths of the bottom bracket, cleaning everything with copious amounts of GT80 (Not the brakes Dave) applying fresh grease and rebuilding the bike to within an inch of its life....

.....and that's riding your bike on a warm sunny spring morning!

.....and that's riding your bike on a warm sunny spring morning!
Why Cake = Fat
Just thought I'd let you know that there is a medical reason as to why I have become a lardy fat-boy cake-snatcher over recent months, and riding like a hippo on a unicycle on the hill.
It turns out that I have a problem with my thyroid, which is not working. This is serious but treatable. I have some tablets to take (for ever, apparently), and these will return me to my svelt and racing-snake previous self over the course of the next few months, whereupon I will return to mercilessly taking the pish out of fat people again..
It was a close run thing... with my weight rapidly approaching 14 stone, and having just bought a load of bigger-necked shirts (none of my work shirts button up without me turning purple and eyes popping out...), I was in danger of having to follow my own beliefs and shoot myself in the back of the head before boiling my own lardy arse down for soap.
In the meantime, no more cake, thanks.
PS - in reply to Bish's comment below, yes, I am painfully aware that 'thyroid problems' are the favoured excuse of the 20 stone pie brigade..... and frequently have I responded with 'is that your cream bun gland then, the one that means you can't walk past a home bakery without emptying the front window, you lump of lard' ... So perhaps God is a fattie, and this is divine retribution.
It turns out that I have a problem with my thyroid, which is not working. This is serious but treatable. I have some tablets to take (for ever, apparently), and these will return me to my svelt and racing-snake previous self over the course of the next few months, whereupon I will return to mercilessly taking the pish out of fat people again..
It was a close run thing... with my weight rapidly approaching 14 stone, and having just bought a load of bigger-necked shirts (none of my work shirts button up without me turning purple and eyes popping out...), I was in danger of having to follow my own beliefs and shoot myself in the back of the head before boiling my own lardy arse down for soap.
In the meantime, no more cake, thanks.
PS - in reply to Bish's comment below, yes, I am painfully aware that 'thyroid problems' are the favoured excuse of the 20 stone pie brigade..... and frequently have I responded with 'is that your cream bun gland then, the one that means you can't walk past a home bakery without emptying the front window, you lump of lard' ... So perhaps God is a fattie, and this is divine retribution.
Monday, 28 February 2011
I Gotta A Itch (and it’s not an STD.... this time)
OK, so I’ve been a bit out of the loop lately. You see about the beginning of February some scum bucket unbolted the wall anchor in my lean-to and stole it... despite the fact my bike was attached to it didn’t seem to hinder him and the wall anchor has never been seen since. Darn.
So this somewhat accelerated my plans to replace my bike, which I was planning to do in the near future anyway (5 – 10 years?).
Three weeks later I got myself a (used) Trek Scratch 2010... no idea what it was but it looked f**king cool.
Three weeks later and 1 day I have been bullied and threatened in to going out in the rain to take and post some pictures... enjoy.
Some HOPE and KS dropper post is what I need to ride this thing up hill hehehe (Tom, the blue clamp is for sale if you want it... £100)
Ready to Ride (once it stops raining) 
Apparently I'm not allowed to keep it in the bedroom, toys, no matter how sweet, big and knarly stay in the toy room with all the other kids toys... booo
Mark2
Sunday, 20 February 2011
Cwm Carn - What a Blast
Riders, Roy, Simon, Mick, Nick and Keith
Left the beautiful South at 0700 to head for Wales and Cwm Carn. RV'd at Reading Services for a spot of breaky, more later, and then on M4 to the Valley's. On the hill at 1000 and what a hill it is!! Grinding up and up and more up, after an hour reached the top. Then we realised what all the fuss was about. Terrific XC run down, with a few runs of the top two sections before returning to the centre for the obligatory lunch. Unfortunately, Keith was suffering with the sh*ts and after 6 runs into the woods, called it a day. we think he had a dodgy bacon roll at Reading. Beware!
After lunch, we took the uplift to the top of the Downhill run. Best £3.50 we have spent in a long time. Drop after drop with good surface, even after the rain, and the chance to take lots of air. Even if we didn't, the opportunity was there. Worth the trip for this gem alone. Simon went down even though his Alexis conscience was bugging him. Nuff said. A 3 hour trip home rounded of a thoroughly enjoyable day.
Left the beautiful South at 0700 to head for Wales and Cwm Carn. RV'd at Reading Services for a spot of breaky, more later, and then on M4 to the Valley's. On the hill at 1000 and what a hill it is!! Grinding up and up and more up, after an hour reached the top. Then we realised what all the fuss was about. Terrific XC run down, with a few runs of the top two sections before returning to the centre for the obligatory lunch. Unfortunately, Keith was suffering with the sh*ts and after 6 runs into the woods, called it a day. we think he had a dodgy bacon roll at Reading. Beware!
After lunch, we took the uplift to the top of the Downhill run. Best £3.50 we have spent in a long time. Drop after drop with good surface, even after the rain, and the chance to take lots of air. Even if we didn't, the opportunity was there. Worth the trip for this gem alone. Simon went down even though his Alexis conscience was bugging him. Nuff said. A 3 hour trip home rounded of a thoroughly enjoyable day.
Saturday, 19 February 2011
Diggin' the Dirt
After the three negative posts from last weekend some better news...
I've just returned from a site meeting with the council at Dorking West about improving the existing dirt jumps and 4X track there. A couple of the guys from Head for Hills and a couple of Dirt Jumpers turned up and we spent a really productive hour with a council contractor defining how to improve the 4X track.
Our basic aim was to improve flow and widen everything so it can be run as a dual track. As I understand it the council have budget to bring in a shed load of carboniferous limestone and we scoped how and where it should be used - basically the track will be widened, berms made bigger, some jumps which don't work will be removed and others re-shaped. Apparently it's going to happen quite soon. There will be a need for some volunteers to help with the detail (i.e. spade!) work so I'll keep you all in the loop but I have high hopes that it will become a really good facility.
I've just returned from a site meeting with the council at Dorking West about improving the existing dirt jumps and 4X track there. A couple of the guys from Head for Hills and a couple of Dirt Jumpers turned up and we spent a really productive hour with a council contractor defining how to improve the 4X track.
Our basic aim was to improve flow and widen everything so it can be run as a dual track. As I understand it the council have budget to bring in a shed load of carboniferous limestone and we scoped how and where it should be used - basically the track will be widened, berms made bigger, some jumps which don't work will be removed and others re-shaped. Apparently it's going to happen quite soon. There will be a need for some volunteers to help with the detail (i.e. spade!) work so I'll keep you all in the loop but I have high hopes that it will become a really good facility.
Monday, 14 February 2011
....More Closed Trails!
As the forecast for Saturday was good, three of us (Mick, Rich 2 and me) met up at Swinley for a 09:00 start. Rich 2 was particularly looking forward to the ride after the massive mechanical failure he had 5 minutes into the ride the week before which resulted in him riding single speed for the rest of the day.
So this Saturday with £200 of new components fitted to Rich 2’s bike, the three of us set out with blue skies above. It wasn’t long in fact 2 minutes into the ride and Rich 2 had another mechanical issue, now the new chain, new rear cassette, rear hanger and shifters were having some compatibility issues with the front crank rings (that had not been changed) . This rendered the bike un-ride able so he set off home to plan another trip to the bike repair shop. Reminds me a bit of Dunnie.
Then there were two, we headed across the forest and up to the Labyrinth which was flowing well, we then picked up roller coaster and then onto 5 star point. As we approached the point we too came across vehicles and tape blocking our beloved routes. So giving this trail a miss we ventured further towards the Crowthorne side where we encountered more closed tracks with red tape everywhere. Approximately 50 % of the trails had been closed. Then we saw them, the forestry guys with their dumper trucks and shovels in hand.
The good news for us is that unlike the previous blogs, these guys were carrying out essential trail maintenance which is well overdue. The work on the trails is schedules to be complete by close of play Tuesday which means we should have some lovely trails to ride on Wednesdays night.
So this Saturday with £200 of new components fitted to Rich 2’s bike, the three of us set out with blue skies above. It wasn’t long in fact 2 minutes into the ride and Rich 2 had another mechanical issue, now the new chain, new rear cassette, rear hanger and shifters were having some compatibility issues with the front crank rings (that had not been changed) . This rendered the bike un-ride able so he set off home to plan another trip to the bike repair shop. Reminds me a bit of Dunnie.
Then there were two, we headed across the forest and up to the Labyrinth which was flowing well, we then picked up roller coaster and then onto 5 star point. As we approached the point we too came across vehicles and tape blocking our beloved routes. So giving this trail a miss we ventured further towards the Crowthorne side where we encountered more closed tracks with red tape everywhere. Approximately 50 % of the trails had been closed. Then we saw them, the forestry guys with their dumper trucks and shovels in hand.
The good news for us is that unlike the previous blogs, these guys were carrying out essential trail maintenance which is well overdue. The work on the trails is schedules to be complete by close of play Tuesday which means we should have some lovely trails to ride on Wednesdays night.
Sunday, 13 February 2011
Dark Times Indeed
Hi all, I too went out in the wet this Sunday and all over Hurtwood are signs that illegal trails and trailbuilding will not be tollerated. The land is privately owned and they are disappointed that MTBers are basically wrecking the forest. It is a sign of the times that the trails are overused and I wouldn't be surprised if a levy isn't charged to offset the damage. AKA Swinley Forest.
Another thing I saw were lots of people out on OLD NO SUS bikes with FIXED wheels. Retro is the New NEW.
Most of all, haven't the Police got better things to do in Surrey, like stopping Burglars?????
Another thing I saw were lots of people out on OLD NO SUS bikes with FIXED wheels. Retro is the New NEW.
Most of all, haven't the Police got better things to do in Surrey, like stopping Burglars?????
Disturbing developments....
On Saturday only Dave and I made it out onto a very wet Leith Hill. I'm not going to blog about the ride, it was short and the trails are in a poor state following last weeks rain.
We thought something was amiss when we climbed up to Wolverns Lane and the first thing we saw was a Police Land Rover, whose occupants were "having a word" with a bunch of Motocross riders.
On to Summer Lightning (having passed a National Trust Patrol in an unusual location) where we met a couple of riders and during a friendly MTB chat they told us not to go to Redlands as the Forestry Commission and Rozzers were over there "arresting MTBers and confiscating their bikes"!
Following tea at the Tower Dave and I took our usual route via Coldharbour, planning to hit the Milton Gore Heads Roll jumps as a final stop.
Unfortunately on arrival we were greeted with the sight of yet another Forestry Patrol and just before we hit the jumps they came over to us and explained that Mountain Biking is not allowed in Redlands, or indeed anywhere on Leith Hill, other than on the Summer Lightning trail network.
I think we're seeing the impact of the illegal trail network which has probably gone too far in damaging young trees such as on "Turning Japanese" in Redlands. The Surrey Hills is also becoming a victim of it's own success with regular items in the MTB mags bringing more and more visitors to our neck of the woods looking for "extreme thrills".
What worries me is that they will destroy all the jumps and trails in places like Milton Gore and Redlands although I think it will be difficult for the Police, National Trust and Forestry Commission to regularly throw the resources we saw this weekend at "Policing" MTBers.
Dark times indeed....
We thought something was amiss when we climbed up to Wolverns Lane and the first thing we saw was a Police Land Rover, whose occupants were "having a word" with a bunch of Motocross riders.
On to Summer Lightning (having passed a National Trust Patrol in an unusual location) where we met a couple of riders and during a friendly MTB chat they told us not to go to Redlands as the Forestry Commission and Rozzers were over there "arresting MTBers and confiscating their bikes"!
Following tea at the Tower Dave and I took our usual route via Coldharbour, planning to hit the Milton Gore Heads Roll jumps as a final stop.
Unfortunately on arrival we were greeted with the sight of yet another Forestry Patrol and just before we hit the jumps they came over to us and explained that Mountain Biking is not allowed in Redlands, or indeed anywhere on Leith Hill, other than on the Summer Lightning trail network.
I think we're seeing the impact of the illegal trail network which has probably gone too far in damaging young trees such as on "Turning Japanese" in Redlands. The Surrey Hills is also becoming a victim of it's own success with regular items in the MTB mags bringing more and more visitors to our neck of the woods looking for "extreme thrills".
What worries me is that they will destroy all the jumps and trails in places like Milton Gore and Redlands although I think it will be difficult for the Police, National Trust and Forestry Commission to regularly throw the resources we saw this weekend at "Policing" MTBers.
Dark times indeed....
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