Mark2
A quick ride through the Surrey Hills with a group of 40 something mtbers who really should know better!
Thursday 25 August 2011
Flat Run
Another short video from house of TMT (Too Much Time). This one of a fast flat jump Rich found on the hill. Last of the nice dry conditions... enjoy.
Sunday 7 August 2011
Tuesday 2 August 2011
Comedy Central
Mark G’s Excellent Joke
Seeing Rich Hall next week at the Edinburgh Festival will be a real come-down after this topical piece of well crafted humour…..
Mark 2 - Oliver Stone and Andy Best are pleased now they have a Winehouse... Boom Boom...Too soon....?
Mark D - Explain the 'funny bit' of this - I must be missing it....
Mark 2 - I'll stick to my day job then, shall I.
Mark D - Who's Andy Best? And how does he know Oliver Stone? Are they in Hell or Heaven? Do they have lots of loose bottles of wine in need of organised storage? What the freck is this joke ABOUT????? Dude, you are so lucky you bombed on email and not face to face on this one....
Mark G - I'm really sorry I wasted 5 seconds of you're life on this light humoured joke at a slightly inappropriate time for the Winehouse family. Both Ollie and Andrew would of appreciated it and most importantly got it, God bless their souls.
Thanks for ruining my morning.
Bish (ref trailbuilding) – Dude - are you going to come along to this with me? - time-wise if it's a choice between this and riding I'd rather ride!
Mark G - Nah! I'm sulking all weekend after you and Mark didn't get the simple shit joke I sent you. Mark gave me a right rollicking about it and I think he wants to beat me up he's pissed off about it hahahaha
Bish - can you explain it? Don't sulk, it will only increase your gay rep :-)
Mark G - No, I've seen this trap before, you get me to explain it to you, which just gives you more ammo to rip the piss! F**k, sometimes you wish you never got out of bed in the morning!!
Bish - ok up to you if you won't explain, I guess I'll never know...
Mark 2 - OK, Ollie Stone and Andy Best dead actor and footballer, liked a drink or two, Amy Winehouse also now dead and liked a drink! Irrelevant. All on the other side. Ollie and Andy, a bit dry now happy a WineHouse (a place that serves wine maybe?) has appeared!!
Laters
Bish - OK - you mean Ollie Reed and George Best - no wonder I didn't f***in get it!!!!!
Mark G - Oh yeah, Oliver Stone is the director, and Andy Best is a guy I work with. I'm losing it!
Bish - you see now why it doesn't work?
Mark G - Yup, *hangs head in shame* Mark, sorry for my f**k up. I have no excuse. You can verbally abuse me next time we meet.
Mark D - Mate, this chain of mishap and ineptitude is even funnier than the joke would have been had you got it right first time…. The only person I am aware of to have so utterly stuffed a joke up is my mother…Excellent.
Seeing Rich Hall next week at the Edinburgh Festival will be a real come-down after this topical piece of well crafted humour…..
Mark 2 - Oliver Stone and Andy Best are pleased now they have a Winehouse... Boom Boom...Too soon....?
Mark D - Explain the 'funny bit' of this - I must be missing it....
Mark 2 - I'll stick to my day job then, shall I.
Mark D - Who's Andy Best? And how does he know Oliver Stone? Are they in Hell or Heaven? Do they have lots of loose bottles of wine in need of organised storage? What the freck is this joke ABOUT????? Dude, you are so lucky you bombed on email and not face to face on this one....
Mark G - I'm really sorry I wasted 5 seconds of you're life on this light humoured joke at a slightly inappropriate time for the Winehouse family. Both Ollie and Andrew would of appreciated it and most importantly got it, God bless their souls.
Thanks for ruining my morning.
Bish (ref trailbuilding) – Dude - are you going to come along to this with me? - time-wise if it's a choice between this and riding I'd rather ride!
Mark G - Nah! I'm sulking all weekend after you and Mark didn't get the simple shit joke I sent you. Mark gave me a right rollicking about it and I think he wants to beat me up he's pissed off about it hahahaha
Bish - can you explain it? Don't sulk, it will only increase your gay rep :-)
Mark G - No, I've seen this trap before, you get me to explain it to you, which just gives you more ammo to rip the piss! F**k, sometimes you wish you never got out of bed in the morning!!
Bish - ok up to you if you won't explain, I guess I'll never know...
Mark 2 - OK, Ollie Stone and Andy Best dead actor and footballer, liked a drink or two, Amy Winehouse also now dead and liked a drink! Irrelevant. All on the other side. Ollie and Andy, a bit dry now happy a WineHouse (a place that serves wine maybe?) has appeared!!
Laters
Bish - OK - you mean Ollie Reed and George Best - no wonder I didn't f***in get it!!!!!
Mark G - Oh yeah, Oliver Stone is the director, and Andy Best is a guy I work with. I'm losing it!
Bish - you see now why it doesn't work?
Mark G - Yup, *hangs head in shame* Mark, sorry for my f**k up. I have no excuse. You can verbally abuse me next time we meet.
Mark D - Mate, this chain of mishap and ineptitude is even funnier than the joke would have been had you got it right first time…. The only person I am aware of to have so utterly stuffed a joke up is my mother…Excellent.
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